LAWs of Nature

LAW OF QUEUE:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than
the one you are in now.



LAW OF THE TELEPHONE:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get engaged one.



LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.



LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.



LAW OF THE ALIBI:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.



BATHTHEOREM:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.



LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:

The probability of meeting some one you know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.



LAW of the RESULT:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!



LAW OF COFFEE:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to
do something which will last until the coffee is cold.